A Sex expert was once asked whether a rape is possible
while running. No, he replied, woman can run faster
with her skirt up than a man with his pants down.
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A man had "I LOVE YOU" tattooed on his dick. He
went home and proudly showed his wife. "There you
go again, trying to put words into my mouth", she
said.
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A baby dog asks mama dog: How papa looks like. Mama
dog said: "Your dad came from behind, I do not have
the chance to see its face carefully!"
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One day there was this naked man and elephant, the
elephant looks at the naked man for a few seconds,
ask the naked man, "HOW CAN YOU BREATH THROUGH THAT
LITTLE THING?"
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1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy
jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why
are you doing that?" He said, "Because you came
home early."
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Sounds women make during sex.
1) Asthmatic - ah.ahh.ah..ah.
2) Obedient - yes.yes..yes.
3) Unsatisfied - more. more...more.
4) Religious - oh god. oh god.
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Do you like mathematics? If so, add a bed, subtract
your clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!
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Why do 90%
of the girls have a bigger left breast ?
) (
( .)( . )
) (
because....
90% of the
boys are
right handed..
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147)
In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another
"I slept wid ur mom last nite"
D whole bar was waiting 4 d other Guy's response.
He laughs & says, "Lets go home dad, U r drunk"
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When an apple is green, its ready to pluck. When
a girl in eighteen, she is ready to...
VOTE. You dirty mind, Elections are near, but I
know what you were thinking.
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